spicyshimmy:

spicyshimmy:

*carries a redshirt with me but doesn’t wear it* it’s a metaphor for dying on away missions but i don’t put it on because i don’t actually want to die on away missions

the fault in our star trek

marinatweets:

this describes my life

shelikestheboysintheband:

hahahahahahahah stop i love these

(Quelle: obsessedwiththeroyals)

Anonym fragte: I need some sex advice. How do I approach a guy and ask him to beep boop my neep noop. Also for him to nittle my bittles. Thak u.

infinite-endurance:

cowriesankhsandincense:

vesley:

well first of all don’t use that kind of language

*ugly laughter*

crying

jpgay:

I WANNA BE SOMEONES FAVORITE FRIEND OR FAVORITE PERSON OR SOMETHING LIKE HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE

ameliacarina:

how do you say ‘please talk to me more i crave your company’ to someone without sounding like a creep

kindahorny:

only when i see you
queenofthehive:

haave-you-met-ted:

thefrogman:

So this guy volunteers at the Olympics. He figures maybe he’ll get to see some amazing athletes doing athletic things. And then the fastest man alive gives him a fist bump.
Look at all that happy.

this is still my favourite thing on the internet

I still love this
hentai-ass:

extradan:

lost-tardis:

twerking-on-the-tardis:

margosaur:

bassrx:

piertotum-locomottor:

fuzzykitty01:

This guy wins at life.

it’s funny how you already suppose a guy did it

It’s funny how feminists suck the fun out of everything

It’s funny how you assumed it was a feminist.

it’s funny how you guys cant see a harmless comment on a post without bringing sexism into it and getting offended over nothing

its funny how you can see the guy’s reflection in the glass




lmfao

dyinganew:

lokihorcruxes:

letmelarryyou:

theonlygrizzlybear:

theevergreenpark:

vchrisi:

image

I only reblogged this for the bing dress

image

it got better

oh my god

(Quelle: fucker-icons)

youreworththesacrifice:

bowariella:

yungswaqq:

F*ck reblogging half naked girls, this is beautiful

for all the people who think they wont find someone to love them, flaws and all…

I can never not reblog this.

(Quelle: mynameiscollins)

lazyyounglady:

Josh Peck in his prime